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7.24.2004
A (unofficial) Kilgore Trout Appreciation Society Member Another night out with the Friday Night Boozers, henceforth known as the unofficial Kilgore Trout Appreciation Society. (Pending the blessings of Kilgore Trout himself) UPDATE: Its official, we're offical. We got the official go ahead last night from KT himself. Work on the charter goes slow, with an ongoing, heated debate about how we can make sure people know that we appreciate the "real" Kilgore Trout; author of Chaotic Not Random, marathon runner, and nobody's daddy, and not some fictional character invented by Kurt Vonnegut. Initial ideas for the uKTAS website were discussed, as well as for a fansite for myself. Discussion stalled though when it was asked aloud (how rude) just what... would go... on my fansite? I dunno. Isn't it enough that I came up with the initial idea?!! Myself, I was distracted by the rain and lightening outside and the random appearances of a certain stunning red attired beauty in my peripheral vision. Confounded Confabulation. I thought I saw girls in bikinis, he thought he saw girls in leather chaps, turns out we were both right. Founding member, and KT devotee, Sadie was still a little hoarse (sssssss), but sounded nothing like Demi Moore. I have to confess though, that this made her a little hard to hear, and that occasionally, amidst attempts to look behind me without moving either my eyes or my head, I missed a few things. I shall have to go back over the minutes of the meeting. So.. who took notes? NEW RULE! Next time we appoint a Secretary, whose duty it will be to hand out copies of the various emails we've received that week from KT and to record any and all witty remarks made throughout the course of the night. It is recommended that the secretary be the least inebriated of the group, be the least prone to frequent bathroom journeys, and be a chick. I have this vision of a court reporter, perched near the table, hands poised over her court reporter typing thing machine (Sadie help me out here), confused look on her face, trying to decide just how to type "Beerlaryness" in shorthand. (The part of JMJ will now be played by James Spader) Henceforth, Dr. JMJ will been renamed Sir JMJ in an attempt to increase his appeal to the English, who, we speculate, do daily searches for "fookin" "shag" and "sexy english accent". "Your search - "sexy oklahoma accent" - did not match any documents" Your search - "sexy okie accent" - did not match any documents. Bloody fookin' 'ell! |
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