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5.17.2005
Yee-had
 
Pandagon: The Church of the Mouse and the Disco Ball:
"So right now I hereby declare myself a prophet and I have started a religion with beliefs and values and shit that I demand respect for. And I challenge you to join. You don't have to worship me; I don't have the time to answer your prayers anyway. But since religions apparently need god or gods, I have one handy. Here you go."


Amanda Marcotte of Pandagon has started her own religion, the Church of the Mouse and the Disco Ball, realizing, as I have, that a faith in something ridiculous is more valued than no faith at all. Some of her holy relics and icons include a Disco Ball, The Ramones, Cats, Bill Hicks, Austin, beer and queso.

However, here at the the Church of the Rotten Vegetables in the Crisper we recognize a false religion when we see one. Other than the beer and queso, everything else is just wrong!

Cats are evil.
Austin cannot be the holy land, as it is located in Texas.
The Ramones are possibly the most overrated band ever.

.. and thus a religious conflict is born.

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