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4.25.2004
Never Underestimate Irony - The Shirt Clicking on the picture will open a new window with a larger version See more photos. My favorite T-shirt inspired by some late night ramblings... a creation story for the cynical. In the beginning there was nothing, except irony, and three small marbles. All was in blissful equilibrium until two of the marbles accidentally collided in what was thereafter call The Big Joke. From this event issued great streams of silliness in all directions. Unfortunately the Great Celestial Marbles were lost in The Big Joke. After The Big Joke the waves of silliness expanded, compacting the Irony and causing immense pressure between these two great forces. At the intersection, formed in the turmoil is the Rind, or what we more frequently call it... Reality. This Rind is a porous substance with undulating bubbles of Ridiculousness flowing within it. These bubbles are a by-product of Reality. It was late, I was trying to impress a girl. There's a diagram. It worked, or she liked me in spite of my silliness. Who's to say? Who can understand the power of Irony? Other shirts I have made: "I Believe in Gravity!" - Made in response to those "Yes, I believe in God!" trinkets that were popular after Columbine. Bright green, white letters. "worker" - olive shirt with bright (traffic cone) orange letters. Planned Shirts: "I'm not Mute, I'm Anti-Social" "serf" | |
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