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9.29.2004
Sock Puppet
 






Went for a walk at River Parks.

Subject of contemplation:

I see these couples. You know the ones? They look they were designed for each other. They're a matched set. She and he merely had to come together one day in a grocery store aisle, see each other and pick up the marriage license on the way home. Hopefully, before the ice cream bars melted.

So I'm walking along listening to some music ON MY MP3 PLAYER and I see a couple jog by. The women is small, petite and curved in all the right places, the guy is tall, broad shouldered and muscled. I could swear that a couple of soap opera actors just ran by.

They were made for each other, a matched set.

I wanted to stop the next person running by, an incredibly cute girl in a blue shirt that kept tugging at the bottom of her shorts in a vain attempt to hide a great set of thighs, and ask her, "Let's assume that I have a girlfriend, use your imagination and describe what you think she would look like?"

I want to know because I apparently have no clue what my girlfriend should look like. I would ask you guys but you have no clue what I look like and I would like to keep it that way.

Maybe I'm part of an unmatched pair, like one of those socks you keep in the bottommost dresser drawer waiting for its mate to show up in the laundry?

Am I a frayed white running sock with a red strip at the toes?
Am I an argyle dress sock with a small elastic band at the top?
Am I a nice comfy thin sock that fits right over the foot?

No, I think not. Not a sock. Just a guy.

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