"But few are more frightening than Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe who strode to the Senate chamber shortly after 9-11 to announce that the attacks were punishment by God because we were not sufficiently in awe of Israel. Inhofe said God told him Israel is 'entitled' to the West Bank, and the U.S. should not pressure Ariel Sharon to stop killing Palestinians.

According to Inhofe, God angrily slung three airliners full of unsuspecting souls into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, incinerating more than 3,000 innocent citizens, and furiously rammed another plane into the Pennsylvania countryside -- because America was not sufficiently subservient to Israel. Inhofe believes America got what it deserved, and we should heed God's 'wake up call' lest He strike us again...

Brother James Inhofe -- just one reason we sleep with the lights on in Oklahoma... "