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3.20.2005
... might learn at a grocery store: 1) That the watermelons have stickers informing you that "United We Stand", which is odd coming from a fruit that shatters when dropped from even the smallest heights. But more likely trying to let us know that the growers and distributers of said melons are good, pro-American troop-loving fruiters, as opposed to the American-hating melon peddlers that only seek to tap the lucrative summer melon market as a way to fund their next nefarious plot against us. 2) That Monopoly costs $13.99, and is located on the bottom shelf next to the assorted boxes of Nascar puzzles on the aisle next to the one with the cookies. 3) That if you are listening to your headphones whilst wandering back and forth through the deserted aisles of a sunday night supermarket, Coldplay is oddly appropriate. 4) That some people feel its entirely consistent with the "spirit" of an express lane to pay with a check, and then spend precious time after that transaction standing at the register so that they may manage their finances, rearrange the contents of their purse, or put their bills in ascending (or descending) order by denomination. |
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