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12.15.2004
al.com: NewsFlash - Judge embroiders Ten Commandments on judicial robe: "A south Alabama judge refused to delay a trial Tuesday when an attorney objected to the judge wearing a judicial robe with the Ten Commandments embroidered in gold on the front of the garment." That's it, somebody needs to write a new book of the Bible. If I write it and claim to be speaking for god do I get afforded the same kind of religious protection that others do? "Don't Make Me Send My Daughter! : A New Book of the Bible" by God "I see the whole book club thing has gotten a bit out of hand. Sorry about being away for so long, but it wasn't long for Me you see. The universe is big and I had other things to take care of. I left things on autopilot here for a while but now I'm back to finish up some business I left hanging. What I need you to do is rip out the last chapter in the current edition of the Bible and replace it with this chapter. "Revelation" wasn't really my idea to begin with, the publisher insisted that we "leave them wanting more" in case we wanted to do a sequel. I tried to tell him that this was the Holy Word of God and that I didn't do sequels, but he assured me it was general practice in the publishing industry to leave a few loose ends hanging even if there were no plans in the works. So I whipped out "Revelation" as more of a contract fulfillment than anything else. I thought you guys would get it; Prophetic Visions? Seven Headed Creatures? I would have fought much harder against it if I'd know what a horrific legacy of bad album covers it would spawn. But that's all in the past now. So grab a handful of bad phophecy and yank it out. You can either tuck this new chapter into the back cover or wait for the new edition too be out sometime in February. " |
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