"The final turnout? %10-14 of 18-24 year-olds voted.
That's it. What the fuck? That is one in nine of you guys. Where the fuck were you? Drinking? Jacking off? Watching Spongebob? Guess what assholes, POLITICS DO AFFECT YOUR LIFE! Just because you have to like ...think about it does not make it some great devil to be avoided. Time to get off your asses, get involved, and take a bit of responsibility. Do you guys think that the freedoms you enjoy are just ambient to life? They aren't. They are created by installing compassionate, reasonable, educated people into government positions, and thanks to you guys we now have a governmental body that is entirely composed of the exact people that are going to take away your porn, your booze, your media, and send your fat ass packing to the nearest bootcamp. So hooray for you.

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One thing that is absolutely certain after this election is that Americans are stupid. Really stupid.
One of the main reasons that the republicans pulled so far ahead in this race was because of the christians. The eternal enemies of logic and advancement. The ministers and bishops of this country encouraged millions of mindless shitheaded christians to go out and vote, not based on the best platform or the candidate who would best serve the citizens of this nation, but based on which one HELD MORE FIRM CHRISTIAN MORAL VALUES.
Try voting for yourselves, you mindless robots."

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"Americans are greedy. Americans do not give one shit about the quality of life that the rest of the world endures as long as we have our MTV and Disani water. I know what happened in this election. All of the older generations got out and voted THEIR FUCKING WALLETS while the younger generations sat at home and stroked off. The problem with this is that the adults of our nation are totally self-centered and care nothing for anyone as long as they get to shove a few more tax credits in the wallets. Our greedy country does not give one shit if the people of Iraq die in the streets as long as we get some of that sweet sweet oil money rolling into our pockets so we can go buy useless SUVs and 10,000 dollar diamond rings. Republicans make me sick because they all know that Bush is a complete idiot, but they will vote for his party anyway just so they can get tax cuts they don't need and benefit from his big business dealings. You greedy fuckpigs.