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8.30.2005
fundie science 101
 
GOD SENDS GIANT SWIRLING FETUS OF DEATH TO KILL THOUSANDS, THWARTED BY EVIL SCIENTISTS YET AGAIN!

There are your scientific explanations, and then there are your god-inspired (ID) explanations, such as these from Columbia Christians for Life.

Baby-murder state # 1 - California (125 abortion centers) - land of earthquakes, forest fires, and mudslides
Baby-murder state # 2 - New York (78 abortion centers) - 9-11 Ground Zero
Baby-murder state # 3 - Florida (73 abortion centers) - Hurricanes Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne in 2004; and now, Hurricane Katrina in 2005


After all, what further proof do we need than to notice that hurricane Katrina sort-kinda looks like a fetus to people obsessed with unborn babies?

There are your geologic explanation to explain the earthquakes and mudslides in California, and then there are your meteorological explanations for the hurricanes on the gulf coast, but they're not nearly as compelling as imagining that god sends huge giant fetuses to kill thousands of innocent people.

(once again scientists predicted the storm and the possible dangers, and people were warned ahead of time, unlike that disastrous tsunami in Asia a few months back.)

As to why the 9-11 terrorists decided to attack a heavily populated city with massive symbols of America's power is a complete mystery isn't it? They must have been angry about the abortion clinics?

Hey, makes about as much sense as correlating global warming to the decline in pirate population.

But hey, scientific reasoning has never been a strong suit amongst the fundies. Because, if they could reason they wouldn't be fundies. Its like a trademark.

(via eve's apple, via pandagon)

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