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9.08.2004
ABCNEWS.com : Cheney Warns Against Vote for Kerry: "'It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States,'" Ack, Cheney speaks. Here's a little cribsheet for your Wingnutology 101 exam. Feel free to print it out and shrink it down at Kinkos. - If there is a terrorist attack BEFORE the election and Bush wins: "The American people were not swayed by attempts to subvert our democracy and showed great resolve to keep fighting terrorism. The attacks proved that Bush has been effective and that the terrorists are deperate to stop us." - If there is NO terrorist attack BEFORE the election and Bush wins: "The terrorists are on the run and the lack of terrorist attacks shows that our strong stance is effective and working to make America safer. No attacks proved that Bush has been effective at deflecting threats away from our homeland." - If there is a terrorist attack BEFORE the election and Kerry wins: "The terrorists have succeded at subverting our democracy and scaring people to abandon the war on terrorism and go back to a failed strategy of appeasement." - If there is NO terrorist attack BEFORE the election and Kerry wins: "Bush has made us safer but electing Kerry will send a clear message that we are too soft to wage a longtime conflict on terrorism and any day now the terrorists will strike again, and when they do, you know who to blame, the democrats." ----- So there you go, keep it handy by the computer if you need. This should get you through Mr. Limbaugh's class. Cheney is already priming us for #4 on the list, with only two months left until the election they are banking that we will get there without incident. Regardless, they will have an answer. Of course, if Bush is elected and we get hit again what Cheney just said will go down the Memory Hole just like the other lies this asshole has spewed. "We get politicians who want to go out and blame somebody and allege there is some kind of conspiracy," Vice President Dick Cheney warned firmly on "Meet the Press" in May 2001, "whether it's the oil companies or whoever it might be, instead of dealing with the real issues." Referring to the California energy crisis. Only later to learn that there WAS a conspiracy. Good call Dick! "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." [Dick Cheney, Speech to VFW, 8/26/03] Wow, spot on, no doubt. Is it any wonder why I trust this guy wth my country? So after being burned on the Energy Crisis and the Iraq Debacle, I should fall for it again with the election? Sure... right-o Dick! Now for some campaign slogans! "Check the R, or get Nuked!" "We have your children, Vote Bush '04" "Liar / Backup Liar '04" |
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