"So there you have it. The primary responsibility of the Democratic candidates is to bash the opponent, rather than explaining why they're the better choice. Guess we won't be seeing much talk on the issues for awhile."

"You can only bash for so long before people start tuning you out."

"At the word I began to move my body out of Lineland. As long as any part of me remained in his dominion and in his view, the King kept exclaiming, 'I see you, I see you still; you are not moving.' But when I had at last moved myself out of his Line, he cried in his shrillest voice, 'She is vanished; she is dead.' 'I am not dead,' replied I; 'I am simply out of Lineland, that is to say, out of the Straight Line which you call Space, and in the true Space, where I can see things as they are. And at this moment I can see your Line, or side -- or inside as you are pleased to call it; and I can see also the Men and Women on the North and South of you, whom I will now enumerate, describing their order, their size, and the interval between each.'

When I had done this at great length, I cried triumphantly, 'Does that at last convince you?' And, with that, I once more entered Lineland, taking up the same position as before.

But the Monarch replied, 'If you were a Man of sense -- though, as you appear to have only one voice I have little doubt you are not a Man but a Woman -- but, if you had a particle of sense, you would listen to reason. You ask me to believe that there is another Line besides that which my senses indicate, and another motion besides that of which I am daily conscious. I, in return, ask you to describe in words or indicate by motion that other Line of which you speak. Instead of moving, you merely exercise some magic art of vanishing and returning to sight; and instead of any lucid description of your new World, you simply tell me the numbers and sizes of some forty of my retinue, facts known to any child in my capital. Can anything be more irrational or audacious? Acknowledge your folly or depart from my dominions.'"