After September 11th 2001 God spoke to Dubya. He told George that the United States needed to go out and kick some arab muslim ass to show them not to mess with God's chosen people. After W absorbed the holy power of the spirit into his being he set about invading the country of Afghanistan. The Taliban (a branch of the Democratic party) were helping Osama Bin Laden and being mean to women. So with the massively overpowering weapons that we have thanks to God's blessings we bombed the Taliban (who are communists too) and killed them all and they went away and the terrorists ran off like scared little children. We were happy. But then King W. found out that Saddam Hussein had been getting together with Osama Bin Laden to channel the evil of Satan and plot new attacks on America. George Bush used his powers of prophecy to see deep into underground bunkers all the weapons that Satan had given to Saddam and Osama. Since God was guiding him we knew we could trust him. But we prayed for him anyways because Satan's political party the democrats and his loyal minions, the liberals had teamed up with the communists in France to stop his Holy Highness from ridding the world of the weapons and defeating Satan in the desert. We knew that unless we filled our windshields with stickers of the American Flag and renamed french fries to freedom fries that Satan's democrats would enslave us all and turn our nation into a communist hell on Earth. Bill Clinton, the Anti-Christ was posed to rule the new One World Government but thanks to corporate sponsors like Whatabuger and Lowes Home Improvement Stores we stopped the liberals and their demonic leaders. Emperor Bush defeated the evil Saddam with our God-given Abrams tanks and Satellite guided munitions (which the evil liberal evolution loving scientists had no hand in creating!). The Iraqi people threw a party for W and he flew his fighter jet into Baghdad and rounded up all the chemical and biological weapons factories and destroyed them. Everybody but the satan loving liberals and the comunist democrats were happy that God's chosen president had defeated evil. With the help of American Corporations we are rebuilding Iraq and making it a great place to live. Thank God for Halliburten! Now the evil French want to stop W. from finishing the work of eradicating evil from the world. But we will stop them by passing tax cuts and dismantling public education. The liberals are on the run. Satan will not prevail as long as we have the Father, Son and the Holy Bush on our side!