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3.13.2003
I was trying to come up with a good analogy that would help people realize the hypocrisy that America is exhibiting. But there was a few problems. Namely that there wasn't a similar situation on Earth from which to draw from. So here's my solution. Any resemblance to reality is simply a remnant of your last bad dream. ----- In the sky appears a giant spaceship. It hovers just above the atmosphere and broadcasts in multiple langauges that the United Planet's Federation has decided that the civilisation of humans on Earth pose a threat to its nearest neighbor in the galaxy, which just happens to be the most powerful planet in the UPF; Primus X. They cite as their case that Earthlings have devastating weapons, they have engaged in wars against their own species showing their tendencies towards violence, and they might have the technology to launch a weapon against the planet of Primus X. So they had approached the UPF with this case and after some debate and a few trade offs a consensus was reached that the Earthlings must be destroyed, in order to "Protect the inhabitants of Primus X and to secure Freedom and Security for all the Universe!". In the interest of fairness they allow the people of Earth to present their case before the UPF. The Earthling representative presents the case for mercy, making the point that any aggression was done in the name of tribal conflict against people of opposing nations, that we have never threatened the people of Primus X, and that our weaponry is only for defense. He argues that attacking Primus X would not make sense for the Earthlings. The people of Earth breathe a sigh of relief. A good case was made. Surely they would realize that it was only a few bad leaders that were responsible for the deaths of millions and that the entire planet should not be held accountable for the actions of a few bad apples. The UPF requests access to the historical records and the Earthlings comply. The representative from Primus X repeats that the history of the Human race shows that they are not to be trusted and they would help others that wish to attack Primus X or other planets. A few debates at the UPF center around the fact that Primus X is in desperate need of water and that their attack on the Planet Earth might be motivated by their desire to mine the water from Earth. The representative from Primus X denounces the claims as absurd despite what some see as an obvious connection between Primus X's needs for water and the choice of target, the water rich planet of Earth. Some make the claim that Earth's ability to use its weapons against Primus X are exaggerated but the leader of Primus X demands that he must act in what he sees as the interest of the security of his people. He simply cannot run the risk of not taking action against this hostile planet that may be able to attack them. It's a risk he won't take. He cites the attack by a rogue band of Space Pirates on his planet and the deaths of thousands of Primusians. He has pledged to defend his planet from any further attacks. Many Primusians feel that the Earthlings may have been involved in the Pirate attacks. The Primus X leader has even said that he reserves the right to attack Earth even if the UPF does not agree to allow it. He is trying hard to broker deals that will allow the attack on Earth. Many smaller planets have accepted generous aid from Primus X in exchange for letting the attack go forth. Some other larger planets are trying to get a comprmise deal that would allow the Earthlings to live as long as the Military of Primus X would be allowed to control the planet, mine the water and remove any and all weapons from the Earthlings. Primus X argues that on a planet the size of Earth, finding and destroying that millions of weapons the Earthlings have built could be an impossible task. They claim that it would be safer for the people of Primus X if the Earthlings were exterminated. The representative from Earth argues that giving up all their weapons would leave them defenseless against other hostile planets. And that the presence of Primus X miltary would limit their ability to govern themselves. Many Earthlings are afraid that the Primusian Military units might eat them. The Earth people argue that they will not attack Primus X and that they should be allowed to live in peace. Unfortunately, Earth is not part of the governing United Planet's Federation and they do not get a vote. The Earth representative is not allowed to speak to the people of Primus X to make its case. Earthlings are regarded as violent and everything they say will be seen as a lie. A few Primus X citizens that argue that the people of Earth should be allowed to live if they show cooperation are seen as anti-Primusian and are putting the planet at great peril by giving their enemies time to build up their weapons and attack them. The Earthlings are after all killers, and warlike, that has been proved by their history. The Primusian warships appear in the skies above Earth and the UPF warns the Earthlings that any attempt to defend themselves will be seen as an act of war against the UPF members and they will be destroyed. A UPF vote headed by the Primusians declares that the only way that humanity can be saved is if they get rid of all their weapons and show complete cooperation with the demands of the UPF. Many member planets agree hoping that they can prevent the attack by the Primusians if they agree to conditions. They declare that Earth has to destroy its weapons and prove that it has done so. Many Earthlings are upset. Many demand that Earth must not disarm and become defenseless. Some argue that Earth should disarm slowly and prolong the time for them to make their case to the members of the UPF. Others say that Earth should conceal some of their weapons so they can fight back in case the Primusians decide to attack without the UPF's approval. The leaders of Earth welcome a team of UPF representatives to watch as they destroy some of their weapons. The UPF team is convinced by the Earthlings that they will not pose a threat to Primus X. They report this to the UPF members. Primus X says that the disarmament is too slow and they cannot keep their warships in orbit about the planet forever, some of the ship's pilots miss their familes. So they demand that proof of Earth's complete cooperation be presented now or else they will proceed with the extermination. Earth presents its "proof". The leader of Primus X declares that it is incomplete and all lies, further proof that the Earthlings are intent on attacking Primus X. The leader of Primus X holds a press conference where primusians ask the leader to make his case for the annihilation of the human race. "Earth and its weapons are a direct threat to this planet, to our people and to all free people. If the galaxy fails to confront the threat posed by the Earth threat, refusing to use force even as a last resort, other planets would assume the unacceptable risks. The attacks of the Space Pirates, show what the enemies of Primus X did with primitive weapons. We will not wait to see what dangerous planets could do with weapons of mass destruction. We are determined to confront threats wherever they arise. I will not leave the Primusian people at the mercy of the Earthlings and their weapons. Planets of good will must also recognize that allowing a dangerous planet to defy the galaxy and harbor weapons of mass murder and terror is not peace at all, it is pretense.The cause of peace will be advanced only when the Space Pirates lose a wealthy race and protector, and when the Earthlings are fully and finally disarmed. Tonight I thank the Primusians of our armed services and their families. I know their deployment so far from home is causing hardship for many military families. Our planet is deeply grateful to all who serve in space. We appreciate your commitment, your idealism and your sacrifice. We support you. And we know that if peace must be defended, you are ready." The Primusians are convinced and they agree that UPF or not the people of Earth must be stopped. People that oppose the attack are said to be helping the Space Pirates. People who point out that the leader of Primus X was involved in the water industry and so were many of his advisors are dismissed as "Space Pirates". People that argue that Earth is only a small threat have to admit that there is a small chance that Earth could attack and kill thousands of Primusians. Some even point out that Primus X has engaged with wars with other planets and that the very act of wiping out a race of people will make them no better than the Earthlings. They are ignored and even laughed at. Most primusians admit that they will accept the annihilation of the Earthlings once it starts and they will send cards and care packages to the pilots of the warships. Most of the leaders of the Primusians support the attack so they don't appear to be soft on Space Pirates but some do think that they should be focusing more attention of catching the Space Pirates and less time picking on Earth. But they don't press to hard lest they be seen as whackos. | |
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